Please drop any $ you can into the Tip Jar to help pets at Bend Spay and Neuter Project. Every penny helps! Thanks!
|#NipClubAir pilot @TinyPearlCat will start flying anipals to Ireland early|
in the afternoon on #NipClub's new G-6 Jet. Arrange your flight
directly with her!
|Our Jet is very comfy and plush and you will really enjoy your flight|
|#NipClub Ireland. |
A bit of glitzy nightlife in the the wild moors!!
|@MarioDaCat and @TinyPearlCat helped design our rustic|
Irish Pub. It looks old and authtentic, but it has all the
modern conveniences you need to pawty hard!!
@kittehboi demonstrates how to kiss the Blarney Stone
|@3phibotticelli is ready to protect her pot of gold (which is rumoured to also|
have bacon, beer, nip, and greenies treats mixed in. This is one little
white leprechaun pup who is not about to let you steal her goodies!
@Cobalttash and @moothemousecat are ready to pawty!
@RealFakeGator paddles the Chicago River
dyed green for St. Patricks day
IRELAND ICED TEA
1 oz. (30 ml) Vodka
1 oz. (30 ml) Rum
1 oz. (30 ml) Gin
1 oz. (30 ml) Tequila
1 oz. (30 ml) Blue curacao
1 oz. (30 ml) Melon liqueur
1.5 oz. (45 ml) Orange Juice
Johnny Jump Up is Hard cider like you cant imagine. 168 proof (that's 84% alcohol). But smoother than KoolAid.Be careful Liswten to the song belown(with the lyrics shown) and maybe you'll understand this magical drink.
I'll tell you a story that happened to me,
One day as I went down to Youghal by the sea,
The sun it was bright, and the day it was warm,
Says I, "A quiet pint wouldn't do me no harm."
I went in and I ordered a bottle of stout,
Says the barman, "I'm sorry, all the beer is sold out,
Try whiskey, young Paddy, ten years in the wood",
Says I, "I'll try cider, I've heard that it's good."
Oh never, oh never, oh never again,
If I live to a hundred or a hundred and ten,
I fell to the ground and I could not get up,
After drinking a quart of the Johnny-Jump-Up.
After an hour and a third, I went straight for the yard,
Where I bumped into Brophy, the big civic guard,
"Come 'ere to me boy, don't ya know I'm the law?"
I opened my fist and I shattered his jaw.
He fell to the ground with his knees doubled up,
It was not that I hit him, 'twas Johnny Jump Up.
The next thing saw down in Youghal by the sea,
Was a cripple on crutches, and says he to me,
"I'm afraid of me life I'll be hit by a car,
Won't you help me across to The Highwayman's Bar?"
But after drinkin' a quart of the cider so sweet,
he threw down his crutches and danced on his feet.
I went down to Bedlam a friend for to see,
They call it the Madhouse in Cork by the Lee,
And when I got there, sure the truth I do tell,
They had the poor bugger locked up in his cell.
The guard said to him, "Say these words if you can,
"Around the rugged rock the ragged rascal ran",
"Tell them I'm not crazy, tell them I'm not mad,
It was only a sup of the cider I had".
A man died in the Union by the name of McNabb,
They dressed him and laid him outside on a slab,
And after O'Connor his measurements did take,
Well wife took him home to a bloody fine wake.
The sun it was hot, the beer it was high,
When the corpse sits up and says with a sigh,
"I can't get to heaven, they won't let me up,
'Till I bring them a quart of the Johnny Jump-Up."
|Longtime #NipClub DJ @ParkerSKat celebrates his birthday on Sat. Patrick's Day!!!|
PIA, the human of original #NipClub Pawty Anipal @SeattleP celebrates her birthday on St. Patricks day
@FlaCatLady #NipClub founder and human of @KingTuttiFruiti also has a birthday
on St. Patrick's Day.
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