March 28, 2017

April Fools Prank Pawty March 30, 2017

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We all act Foolish once in a while. Usually by accident, sometimes for fun, and after a LOT of primo NIP and a bunch of Bacon Beers and Meowgaritas it's a really good bet we'll do something foolish. BUT there's a time of year when you are supposed to act crazy, play pranks, and just be a goof. And that's APRIL FOOLS!!

Here at #NipClub we are used to pranks. A little tequila gets past her lips and @Lucky_GSD becomes a "prank monster" 

So this Thursday show us your best pranks (don't be mean, just funny) and let's see if somebody can knock Lucky off her "throne" (my heavens, what did I just open us up to? MOL) 
@TheNascarKitty filled @Lucky_GSD's cubicle at the #NipClub office
with twinkies. Sadly, a tequila fueled hunger caused Lucky to just
eat all of them and run around on a sugar high. OOPS. 
Drinks and Noms







The "carmeled onions" @TinyPearlCat snuck into our #NipClub lunchroom.


Fruity Cupcakes... Not! Fire hot with mustard!



Litter cake, (it really is all made of edible sweets).



So why not let us know what your favorite pranks are, and share with us what goofy shennigans you get up to. Pull pranks on your fellow #NipClub patrons, but watch out....I've heard that a gang of pranksters led by @Lucky_GSD  will be on the prowl all night to play tricks on YOU!!  


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March 22, 2017

#NipClub Spring Fling March 23rd, 2017

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Spring is here. I can tell because it only snows 2 or 3 days a week and it's 70 on the other days. But that's just Wisconsin. I'm sure many of you live somewhere that spring is easier to define.....except those of you in Australia and New Zealand...I think you're in Autumn now or something...but anyway...for this Thursday, no matter what it's like, we'll celebrate Spring. 

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@TheNascarKitty got tired of waiting for spring in Wisconsin, fired up the 
#NipClub mobile office and went traveling looking for spring in 
other parts of the country....or at least that's what his expense report says...

This week show us how you know it's spring where you are. Is it the first robin? The geese returning from wherever the heck they go in winter? Cookouts? Tulips? Yardwork? Allergies? Whatever it is, come let us know your favorite things about spring and enjoy some spring food and drinks and lively tunes.

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Drinks and Noms
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Caprese Salad\

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Grilled Fish with Spring Greens in Lemon-Butter Glaze

Bacon Wrapped Grilled Asparagus

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Spring Berries with Peaches in Heavy Cream

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Egg Salad Sandwiches with Alfalfa Sprouts and Cheddar Cheese

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Grilled Flank Steak stuffed with Spring Greens and Feta Cheese

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Rotisserie Chicken

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Spring Drink Creations beyond your wildest dreams






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March 13, 2017

Fly to #NipClub Ireland for St. Patrick's Pawty on March 16, 2017

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#NipClubAir pilot @TinyPearlCat will start flying anipals to Ireland early
in the afternoon on  #NipClub's new G-6 Jet. Arrange your flight
directly with her!

Our Jet is very comfy and plush and you will really enjoy your flight

#NipClub Ireland. 
A bit of glitzy nightlife in the the wild moors!! 

@MarioDaCat and @TinyPearlCat helped design our rustic
Irish Pub. It looks old and authtentic, but it has all the
modern conveniences you need to pawty hard!! 



 @kittehboi demonstrates how to kiss the Blarney Stone 


@3phibotticelli is ready to protect her pot of gold (which is rumoured to also
have bacon, beer, nip, and greenies treats mixed in. This is one little
white leprechaun pup who is not about to let you steal her goodies!
@Cobalttash and @moothemousecat are ready to pawty!

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Remember @doggymolly BEFORE she discovered fire?

@RealFakeGator paddles the Chicago River
dyed green for St. Patricks day


Chef @TheNascarKitty has spent hours creating a great
Irish Pub menu. Make sure to try everything!! 
Irish Menu!!
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Creme de Menthe Cake
Baileys Mint Chocolate, Original Irish Creme & Carmel Creme
IRELAND ICED TEA
1 oz. (30 ml) Vodka
1 oz. (30 ml) Rum
1 oz. (30 ml) Gin
1 oz. (30 ml) Tequila
1 oz. (30 ml) Blue curacao
1 oz. (30 ml) Melon liqueur
1.5 oz. (45 ml) Orange Juice

Bangers and Mash
Beans on Toast with a Poached Egg
Corned Beef and Cabbage
Fried Fish Sandwich with Nip Tarter Sauce
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Corned Beef Rueben
Grasshopper 
Grasshopper Pie
Guinness on Tap
Irish Soda Bread with Orange Marmalade
Guinness Stew
Newcastle Ale
BLACK and TANS
Oreo Grasshopper Cheesecake
Paddy Whiskey
Shepherds Pie
Grilled Steaks with Mushrooms & Parsley Buttered Potatoes

Featuring:

Johnny Jump Up is Hard cider like you cant imagine. 168 proof (that's 84% alcohol). But smoother than KoolAid.Be careful Liswten to the song belown(with the lyrics shown) and maybe you'll understand this magical drink.  
 
I'll tell you a story that happened to me,

One day as I went down to Youghal by the sea,

The sun it was bright, and the day it was warm,
Says I, "A quiet pint wouldn't do me no harm."
I went in and I ordered a bottle of stout,
Says the barman, "I'm sorry, all the beer is sold out,
Try whiskey, young Paddy, ten years in the wood",
Says I, "I'll try cider, I've heard that it's good."

Chorus:

Oh never, oh never, oh never again,
If I live to a hundred or a hundred and ten,
I fell to the ground and I could not get up,
After drinking a quart of the Johnny-Jump-Up.

After an hour and a third, I went straight for the yard,
Where I bumped into Brophy, the big civic guard,
"Come 'ere to me boy, don't ya know I'm the law?"
I opened my fist and I shattered his jaw.
He fell to the ground with his knees doubled up,
It was not that I hit him, 'twas Johnny Jump Up.
The next thing saw down in Youghal by the sea,
Was a cripple on crutches, and says he to me,
"I'm afraid of me life I'll be hit by a car,
Won't you help me across to The Highwayman's Bar?"
But after drinkin' a quart of the cider so sweet,
he threw down his crutches and danced on his feet.

Chorus

I went down to Bedlam a friend for to see,
They call it the Madhouse in Cork by the Lee,
And when I got there, sure the truth I do tell,
They had the poor bugger locked up in his cell.
The guard said to him, "Say these words if you can,
"Around the rugged rock the ragged rascal ran",
"Tell them I'm not crazy, tell them I'm not mad,
It was only a sup of the cider I had".

Chorus

A man died in the Union by the name of McNabb,
They dressed him and laid him outside on a slab,
And after O'Connor his measurements did take,
Well wife took him home to a bloody fine wake.
The sun it was hot, the beer it was high,
When the corpse sits up and says with a sigh,
"I can't get to heaven, they won't let me up,
'Till I bring them a quart of the Johnny Jump-Up."

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Longtime #NipClub DJ @ParkerSKat celebrates his birthday on Sat. Patrick's Day!!!

PIA, the human of original #NipClub Pawty Anipal @SeattleP celebrates her birthday on St. Patricks day


@FlaCatLady #NipClub founder and human of @KingTuttiFruiti also has a birthday 
on St. Patrick's Day. 

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