You take some really good meat, smoke it over the right combination of woods, slowly, for half a day, then add some sauce to taste, and shovel it down your throat. Followed by some really good beverages and then go back for more. Repeat until you literally can't move.
That's what you'll do at #NipClub's Backwoods Bar-B-Que. Forget about Arby's....WE'VE GOT THE MEAT!!
We'll provide that food, drinks, napkins....well, there's gonna be a lot of sauce in your fur, we'll provide showers MOL.
If you want a nice southern outfit, make sure to contact @RealFakeGator of NipClub Outfitters soon. Daisy Dukes and a flannel shirt? Tight Jeans and a T-shirt? A southern belle dress or a southern gentleman's suit? Whatever you like. Of course it might be easier to clean up after eating all that BBQ if you just wear your natural fur, feathers, fins, or skin, and let us hose you off after you eat.
@TheNascarKitty has been smoking meat, roasting chickens and getting BBQ ready all week!
|@TinyPearlCat is the special order griller. She'll take your BBQ meats to the next level with fancy prep.|
We've fired up our still to make our signature Moonshine Whiskey too!