July 17, 2023

#NipClub Annual Christmas in July Pawty July 20th, 2023

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Well, it was bound to happen....the management staff of #NipClub just spent some time up in Alaska and the Arctic Circle during a "management retreat" The last thing I remember was that @RealFakeGator, @Kittehboi, @Ben_da_Bestie, @TinyPearlCat, my darling @DCKitty and I (@TheNascarKitty) were pawtying hard with some arctic locals in the lounge of our #NipClub Air 777 Jumbo Jet.....sometime during the night Capt. @TinyPearlCat must have sobered up enough to fly us home and drop each of us off at our respective homes.

When @TinyPearlCat landed the jet at her home....she heard noise...and realized that Santa Claus, some Elves, Reindeer, Abominable Snowmen and more had passed out while pawtying below deck, and forgot to get off.

When she called me to find out what to do, I suggested we "kidnap" them for a little while, fly them to #NipClub HQ in Florida for Christmas in July!!

So wrap some presents, frost some cookies, spike some eggnog, we are going to do CHRISTMAS again!! This week!!! Merry Christmas in July from @TheNascarKitty, @RealFakeGator and @TinyPearlCat, #NipClub Managers but NOT the anipals who are holding Santa Claus in captivity....I said NOT.......

#NipClub pals keep Santa and friends busy until the pawty on Thursday so he doesn't get bored....which seems impossible....

Dress for the season...be an elf, a reindeer, santa, a

snowman....whatever you want....if you need help

@RealFakeGator and his helpers at #NipClub Outfitters will

be glad to help!! Just Ask!!!! AND MERRY CHRISTMAS!! (in

July)

We understand @Owenthetonk just had his

special Christmas sweater drycleaned for the occasion!

@RealFakeGator beats the heat by

getting back in the snow globe

@Ben_da_Bestie has the best of both worlds..

working AT the beach!

We asked @TinyPearlCat why she had stockpiled snow in her freezer...well, now
she has all the snowballs and all we can do is DUCK!!!!!

July 9, 2023

Wimbledon Pawty st #NipClub July 13, 2023

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#Nipclub goes to Wimbledon

July 13, 2023

It's been 8 years since #Nipclub has set foot on a tennis court. This week all eyes will be on center court when #Nipclub goes against the worlds best. Do the anipals have what it takes to win?

Do we care? Nope. As long as the dogs have fun chasing the tennis ball and cats can swat at it; and the bar is stocked with drinks and noms, we'll consider ourselves winners. You can bet the DJ's will play "We Are The Champions" for us.

@MadLabM shows off ball chasing skills during a doubles match while..@kittehboi takes a swat at the ball

Between sets it seems the dogs are more interested in chewing on the players' gear while the cats amuse themselves by playing with and unraveling the nets

Why wait to play between sets?

Sekurity Cadet @JackRussellBro2 takes it upon himself to order extra tennis balls. We're not sure if it's a peace offering to officials or if he's up to mischief. Says Jack "It's a total coincidence that the new balls have squeakers in them."

Need tennis gear? Contact @realfakegator ASAP so he can get you fitted with a racket and something to wear.

Of course, you can come in your own fur, feather, skin or scales. You play best when your comfortable.

Drinks & Noms

The Wimbledon Cocktail

Grand Marnier, gin, lemon juice, mint syrup orange bitters and egg white

Lanson Champagne

Pimm's

Courtside Afternoon Tea sevice

Hot tea, scones & clotted cream,, tea sandwiches

Optional Champagne

Fish & chips

Chicken Cornish Pasties

White chocolate & Matcha tennis ball with strawberries

Traditional Strawberries & Cream

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July 4, 2023

Flower portrait night

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We've been around flowers all our lives

We've used them to show others that we loved them

(we're sure every Mom has received a dandelion bouquet at some point)

We've used them as a symbol of how we were going to change the world

We use them for ourselves because they make us happy

Tonight, we use them for our theme

Flowers throughout our lives

If you haven't already received your flower portrait from @realfakegator, contact him ASAP so he can start working on yours, and add it to our collage

Drinks & Noms

Detox water with edible flowers, lime & catnip

Perfect end of the evening drink. Available at the bar or in go-cups for the trip home

Sin-sation

Nitrogenized vanilla vodka & rose petal nectar topped with Champagne and a rose petal nectar popsicle and a vanilla vodka and rose petal nectar popsicle.