July 21, 2014

CHRISTMAS in July at #NipClub July 24th, 2014

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Well, it was bound to happen....the management staff of #NipClub just spent some  time up in Alaska and the Arctic Circle scouting out future homes for #NipClub branches The last thing I remember was that @RealFakeGator, @KingTuttiFruit, @ShaynaCat, @TinyPearlCat, my darling @DCKitty and I (@TheNascarKitty) were pawtying hard with some  arctic locals in the lounge of our #NipClub Air 777 Jumbo Jet.....sometime during the night Capt. @TinyPearlCat must have sobered up enough to fly us home and drop each of us off at our respective homes. (If you didn't know, @RealFakeGator is from Wisconsin, @KingTuttiFruiti is from sunny Florida, @ShaynaCat lives in Great Britain, and @DCKitty and myself live in the largest mansion in all of #RainbowBridge (yes it is pink), although I was from Wisconsin and she was from Coastal California previous to #RB.

When @TinyPearlCat landed the jet at her home in Washington State....she heard noise...and realized thatSanta Claus, some Elves, Reindeer, Abominable Snowmen and more had passed out while pawtying below deck, and forgot to get off.

When she called me to find out what to do, I suggested we "kidnap" them for a little while, fly them to #NipClub HQ in Florida for Christmas in July!!

So wrap some presents, frost some cookies, spike some eggnog, we are going to do CHRISTMAS again!! This week!!!  Merry Christmas in July from @TheNascarKitty and @TinyPearlCat #NipClub Managers and NOT the cats who are holding Santa Claus in captivity....I said NOT.......


#NipClub pals  keep Santa and friends busy until the pawty on Thursday so he doesn't get bored....which seems impossible....

Dress for the season...be an elf, a reindeer, santa, a 

snowman....whatever you want....if you need help 

@RealFakeGator and his helpers at #NipClub Outfitters will 

be glad to help!! Just Ask!!!! AND MERRY CHRISTMAS!! (in

 July)






We understand @Owenthetonk just had his
special Christmas sweater drycleaned for the occasion!


@RealFakeGator beats the heat by
getting back in the snow globe

We asked @TinyPearlCat why she had stockpiled snow in her freezer...well, now
she has all the snowballs and all we can do is DUCK!!!!! 




@doggymolly is gonna shake more than christmas presents
when she hits the #nipclub dance floor in this racy number





@SweetPeaBeardie and @Petmonarchy don't let July's
lack of snow keep them from having fun tobogganing






Menu:

Honey Baked Ham

Roasted Turkey

Mashed Potatoes and Gravy

Pan Seared Brussel Sprouts in Nip-Hollendaise

Corn on the Cob

Cranberry Sauce


Stuffing


Sauteed Vegetable Blend

Christmas Cookies

Spiked Eggnog and Brandied Fruit Punch

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July 13, 2014

#NipClub British Invasion July 17th, 2014

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Well, the plan was, this week we'd take #NipClub Weekly to England to see the home country of #NipClub Monthly Manager @ShaynaCat. Maybe have her show us the sights, pawty at some fine English pubs, and open our #NipClub London branch. And definately enjoy the music from this great country. 

But NOW we have another reason to go. It seems that @ShaynaCat is locked up in the prison at the TOWER OF LONDON. And we've got to try to get her out. 

It seems to have all started when Shayna accepted the invitation of fellow Brit @DoggyMolly to go visit Buckingham Palace. And Shayna figured: "That's one of the most heavily secured areas on earth, even MOLLY MOO couldn't get in trouble there. 

And now, Shayna is in jail, Moo (@DoggyMolly) is wanted by the law, as is @MattieDog. 

Want to know how this all happened? Well, a picture is worth a thousand words, but these pictures are probably worth 100 years in jail........


@ShaynaCat showed up at Buckingham Palace early, and waited
for @DoggyMolly (Moo), who never showed. Where was she? 
And That's because Moo was already in the palace,
dressed as Queen Elizabeth, "borrowing" the famed
Royal Corgis to take them on an outing. 
She got them new "outfits" and took them out
to slam Bacon Beers, where one of the lady
corgis happened to meet @MattieDog. 
In the meantime, Shayna went to the Palace gate, asking if
they had seen Moo come through. Assuming she was Moo's
accomplice, Shayna was immediately arrested and hauled off
to the Tower of London and jailed. 
And it gets worse from there, a few months later, while Shayna was still fighting for her freedom, and Moo was hiding from the police, one of the Corgi's had this puppy: 


A puppy that looks a LOT like @MattieDog. 
So there you have it, we have to rescue Shayna from the Tower of London, Somehow get Moo's charges dropped, and...well...they don't want to put Mattie directly in jail...they want to take him to the VET for a little procedure first...that he doesn't really want. 



So come to #NipClub and help us come up with a plan to solve all this. Maybe you'll be dresses as a famous Buckingham Palace Guard, or British Royalty, or an influential British actor or musician. Or maybe you'll just come as yourself and help out. But the important thing is to come to #NipClub and have fun as we build a fun story out of this. 


@MarioDaCat & @RealFakeGator have gone undercover
as Tower of London Yeoman Warders to try to help the
rescue attempts for @ShaynaCat from inside the tower. 
@TheNascarKitty impersonates a London
Cop so we can "divert" the actual cops
during our rescue attempts.
Just in case things go wrong, @TinyPearlCat is ready to use
"alternative" methods to get @ShaynaCat free.  Doesn't she
look a lot like Diana Riggs of the Avengers?
@Lucky_GSD is bringing a lot of tools just in case.



Escape plans are ready.  What could go wrong?

Winston's Birthday!

If you need help with a special costume for the pawty, please don't hesitate to contact @RealFakeGator and his staff at #NipClub Outfitters. 

As usual our DJ's will spin their favorite British artists, and our chefs will prepare traditional English food, while our Barktenders will make custom cocktails with the best ingredients from all over the world.

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MENU
Shepherds Pie
Fish and Chips
Fish Pie
Roast Beef Loin with Yorkshire Pudding
Baked Game Hen
Royal Tea Service
Strawberry Schaum Torte
Garlic Buttered Flank Steak 
Toad in the Hole

Bacon Wrapped Asparagus
Beef Wellington
@TheNascarKitty's famous Roasted Rack of Lamb
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