Great News!! We've just heard the the traditional#CatmasEve pawty will be held again this year! So we here at #NipClub have decided to split the holidays. WE will handle FESTIVUS and let the terrific #CatmasEve be the place for Christmas Cheer! Please watch for info on the great #CatmasEve Pawty.
Festivus!
It's That time of year again. Christmas is approaching, nerves are getting frazzled, and people need a short break....in other words, it's time for FESTIVUS!!
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Mr.Breeze aka @Kittehboi aka Saint Kittebus Maximus, Patron Saint of
Airing Grievances will have a GRIEVANCE WITH YOU if you don't come
to pawty with us at #NipClub's Festivus Pawty. And you DON'T want that. |
@NancyCakeFace gets into the Festivus spirit
@doggymolly finds the perfect Festivus gift for #nipclub
Throughout the evening we'll do all the Festivus activities.....around the Festivus Pole, we'll have the airing of grievances (in good fun only please..teasing OK..attacks are NOT). AND of course the Feats of Strength, where the "head of house" gets wrestled to the ground and pinned. In this case, whichever Manager is on duty..., @TheNascarKitty, TinyPearlCat, or @RealFakeGator..., step right up and wrestle them to the ground!!
What does one wear to a Festivus Pawty?...whatever they want, but it's often just whatever you would wear to a Holiday Pawty that you really aren't excited about...like that awful sweater you got from grandma, or some outlandish outfit, or street clothes...OR a #NipClub t-shirt!! Either way @RealFakeGator, @LampWireSlayer and #NipClub Outfitters probably have what you need. Just ask. Many of you already got "terrible sweaters" for last years pawty, so you're already set.
A few scenes from previous Festivus Pawties at #NipClub:
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| @TheNascarKitty wrestles @KingTuttiFrutti in Feats of Strength! |
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| @TheNascarKitty gets pinned by a #NipClub customer during Feats of Strength |
@RealFakeGator takes this opportunity to air grievances
NOTE: Marta has since joined us #OTRB but she still visits Gator in
his dreams and heart, and shares his bed & brings him treats
@3phibotticelli`s grievances are weather related
@TinyPearlCat's grievance is too many pals go #OTRB & she insists this
stops, and that we keep alive the memories of those who have past!
@NancyCakeFace is dressing in her Festivus finest!
Sadie
Cinni
Furry Dude
Flash
Slinky
The Traditional FESTIVUS feast:
featuring gourmet Meatloaf and Spaghetti!!
Festivus Ice Cream!! (Brown Sugar ice cream with Gingerbread cookie bits and carmel)
Festivus Chai Tea
Meatloaf Paninis with sweet red onion and Provolone Cheese
Meatloaf appetizers
Bacon Wrapped Meatloaf
Traditional Meatloaf
Nip Meatloaf
Spaghetti and Meatballs
Sun Dried Tomato and Spinach stuffed Meatloaf
Meatloaf Pizza
Meatlaof Salad
Salmon Meatloaf
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Print and Clip out this coupon and hand out as Christmas Gifts!
(Don't give to people you actually want to talk to again..MOL) |
(Note: for FESTIVUS newbies, there IS no "Human Fund"...George Costanza gives these cards as gifts because he is cheap and doesn't expect he will get caught. MOL.)
