August 26, 2012

August 30th, 2012 #NipClub TallShip Regatta

Please drop your change in for the rescue dogs if you can.
TallShips Racing!!! WOW!!!!

The majesty and beauty of these huge ships defying the laws of physics and racing is a sight to behold. This year's #NipClub TallShip Regatta will feature 3 Majestic Ships, representing The United States, Canada and Great Britian. Their will also be a spectator ship (which, traditionally turns into a drunken barge criss-crossing through the race course, and nearly every year we have been tormented by PIRATE's who try to hold up our racing ships, and steal their Nip and provisions (which are mostly alcohol MOL).


We need volunteers to help man each of these ships!!! So without further ado, let's introduce our ships, and their captains!! Then you can choose a ship to sail on, and contact your captain to get on the ship's registry. 

The Magnificent Pearl!! 
ships registry United States.

The Pride of America, the MAGNIFICENT PEARL. If you wish to sail on this ship, please contact one of the co-Captains: @KingTuttiFruiti and @TinyPearlCat

Captain @KingTuttiFruiti of The Magnificent Pearl


The Canadian Princess
Ships Registry British Columbia & Alberta Canada
A beautiful ship from beautiful Canada!! If you wish to sail on this ship please contact co-Captains @HollieCatRocks and @AutumnTheDoxie

The HMS Shayna
Ships Registry: Great Britain
The Pride of Great Britain!! If you wish to sail on the HMS Shayna contact Captain @ShaynaCat


Three Sheets To The Wind
Ships registry South Beach Florida
Race Spectator Pawty Boat

To sail on our "Drunken Pawty Boat" please contact Captain @WinstonTabby. This boat isn't in the race, it's just a sightseeing and pawtying boat. Dont worry, Winston has the best AutoPilot & GPS money can buy to actually steer this boat safely after Captain & Crew are Three Sheets to the wind!!

Crew: @GeorgeTheDuck @FlaCatlady @MattieDog ....and many more pals.


The Black Paw
Pirate Mayhem Ship

To Be a Pirate on The Black Paw contact Pirate Captain @OwenTheTonk or Pirate Captain @Kittenboi.

The ruthless pirate Captains @Kittehboi & @OwenTheTonk


Of course, #NipClub is also known for the BEST of Drinks, Noms and Music, so we have a Barktender Ship which will deliver great food and drink right to your boat!!! And we have a Pirate Radio Broadcast Ship where our great DJ's will transmit great music right through your ships Radios!!

Great Tunes broadcast from #NipClub Radio Ship

@TinyPearlCat shows off our new Catering boat.
We WILL get your drinks & noms to your ship!!

Tons of supplies shipped to the racing site including Nip, bacon, Rum and sea sickness meds
#NipClub pals, we'd like you to Choose a ship you wish to be on, and contact that captain either by DM or Tweet. See here how the ships' crews are taking shape:

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Mr. Breeze said...

Avast, me hearties! Step on board for rum, grog, and swag!


@RealFakeGator said...

Yo ho, Ya ha, a pirate's life for me! Asking for permission to come aboard Captains @kittehboi and @OwenTheTonk.

Last time I was a pirate I found myself washed up on a beach with 3 gold earrings and a mermaid tatoo on my chest.

Sisfurcat Bugs Bunny said...

#NIPCLUB Arrrrr! "Mad Bugs, Scourge of Rodents and Birds" at your service! @owenthetonk @kittehboi @realfakegator #blackpaw

flicka47 said...

Arrgh! What time do we raid the fleet? ...I mean join the pawty...snicker...

Permission to come aboard Cap'ts Kittenboi & OwentheTonk?

AdoptedMomToChazz said...

Wow, what a choice of seaworthy vessels. Me not noes which crew to join, hmn? *waiting for inspiration* mayhem, could be good, three sheets bwahhaha, regular Tall Ship is classic. *finking, finking* I get back to you guys on dis serious deescision. Gweat pics!!!

Whskr & Dash Kitten said...

Dash wants to be aboard the HMS Shayna please!

LeoPussMan said...

ARRRRG!!! Dis looks COOL! I be dare wif mai 'Puss n Boots' on...Sea yoo thare!

Skye613 said...

Me gonna sail wif Captain Shayna. Whoa Matey! We gonna rock.

Mr. Breeze said...
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Mr. Breeze said...

CORRECTION. Will add more later.

Arrrr me hearties! Please add these fine seamen (M/F) to the infamous #BlackPaw.


First Mate





Mr. Breeze said...

Ahoy! We have two fine wenches!

@CathyKeisha "Teeth and Claws"
Bosun's mate

@sisfurcats "Mad Bugs, Scourge of Rodents and Birds"
Bosun's mate