Please drop any $ you can into the Tip Jar to help pets at One by One Cat Rescue Every penny helps! Thanks!
Catatonia Crime Family Boss @TheNascarKitty and his men have controlled the Nip Trade for a very long time. Along with his Underboss @RealFakeGator and a dedicated crew, they never faced any competition.
Until Now. A new upstart family, the Breezini Crime Family led by a mysterious shadowy cat known as @Kittehboi. They have been robbing shipments of Nip, underpricing and stealing Catatonia customers.
This lead us to the 2018 NIP WARS. Now I know, many of you dogs, ducks, humans, etc really don't care. But did you know that the family that controls the NIP, also controls the flow of HANK's BACON BEER?
That's right, for years the perfectly legal company HBB, has been the front for the NIP trade. NOW I bet you're concerned!
Come to #NipClub this week and help protect the NIP and the Bacon Beer! If you want to be a mobster, contact @Kittehboi or @RealFakeGator and join their crew.
Or you could just be one of the NIP/Bacon Beer customers. Either way, this will be a #NipClub you don't want to miss.
If you need a special outfit or gear for the evening, don't hesitate to ask @RealFakeGator or @Kittehboi. They will set you up.
Hopefully, none of you decide to be FBI agents......then we'd really have an interesting night..........
@mhmelbourne
Drinks and Noms
Bacon beers
We are helping Boriskitty's #Scifpawty charity for a couple months
Until Now. A new upstart family, the Breezini Crime Family led by a mysterious shadowy cat known as @Kittehboi. They have been robbing shipments of Nip, underpricing and stealing Catatonia customers.
This lead us to the 2018 NIP WARS. Now I know, many of you dogs, ducks, humans, etc really don't care. But did you know that the family that controls the NIP, also controls the flow of HANK's BACON BEER?
That's right, for years the perfectly legal company HBB, has been the front for the NIP trade. NOW I bet you're concerned!
Come to #NipClub this week and help protect the NIP and the Bacon Beer! If you want to be a mobster, contact @Kittehboi or @RealFakeGator and join their crew.
Or you could just be one of the NIP/Bacon Beer customers. Either way, this will be a #NipClub you don't want to miss.
If you need a special outfit or gear for the evening, don't hesitate to ask @RealFakeGator or @Kittehboi. They will set you up.
Hopefully, none of you decide to be FBI agents......then we'd really have an interesting night..........
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| Underboss @RealFakeGator |
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| Don @Kittehboi |
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| @TinyPearlCat is a dedicated Catatonia Crime Family Gun Moll. And is definately concerned about the well-being of both the NIP supply AND the Bacon Beer supply. 
@Hugo4de
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Drinks and Noms
Catnip shots
Gangster car cookies
Please drop any $ you can into the Tip Jar to help the pets at One by One Cat Rescue
Every penny helps! Thanks!
Every penny helps! Thanks!
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