Goofy Night at #NipClub May 29th, 2014

Please drop any $ you can into the Tip Jar to help the animals at Central Texas Dachshund Rescue. Every penny helps! Thanks!

Everybody LOVES to read the "I Can Has Cheezburger?"  books, and look at funny animal pictures on Facebook and Instagram.  Face it, we all spend a great amount of time trying to amuse ourselves and others.

So this week at #NipClub let's share our funniest pictures with each other. Whether it's a "Meme" or a funny picture of you doing something goofy, or a fun cartoon or drawing, we can all share with each other. 

If you want a funny avatar, but can't make one yourself, just send your idea to @RealFakeGator and his staff at #NipClub Outfitters and we'll be glad to help. There is a Meme Genorator or Icanhascheezburger site on the internet. Also meme genorator apps for phones too.

Of course, as usual, your own natural fur is ALWAYS welcome at #NipClub too! You can just come and share a laugh or three, and enjoy our great funny noms and top shelf silly drinks and dance to the best "funny" tunes out there while our DJs spin whatever their goofy little hearts desire. 

Basement cat

Meme'd by @RosieandCheeto of tinypearlcat

Noms and Drinks

Bacon Twinkie casserole

Coffee in meme mugs

Grumpy cake

Cheezeburgers

Niptini

Fruit salad

Nutella cookies

Also Cakes
See pals celebrating Gotcha and Birthdays this month!

Please drop any $ you can into the Tip Jar to help the pets at Central Texas Dachshund Rescue Every penny helps! Thanks!

For Direct Donation Link for SmartPhones CLICK HERE

To Donate directly on the charity's site CLICK HERE

Please let them know it is a #Nipclub related donation so we can add that to our final total.

To read more about Central Texas Dachshund Rescue  CLICK HERE
Central Texas Dachshund Rescue on Twitter
Central Texas Dachshund Rescue on FaceBook
Central Texas Dachshund Rescue on Youtube

Memorial Day Salute to Heroes at #NipClub May 23rd 2014

Please drop any $ you can into the Tip Jar to help the animals at Central Texas Dachshund Rescue. Every penny helps! Thanks!

Memorial Day in The United States is this weekend. It's a time when we enjoy our freedom with parades, picnics, family fun events, and Memorial Services for those who gave their risked or gave their lives to allow us to have the freedom we enjoy. It's also a time to honor those everyday heroes who usually go unsung like Firefighter, paramedics, emergency workers, animal rescuers, child advocates etc. 


Even though Memorial Day is pretty much an American holiday, it's ALWAYS a good time for anybody anywhere in the world to honor the heroes who make our lives better and safer.

@TheNascarKitty is pictured visiting his Grandpa Larry Kimpel
who served in the US Army 95th Field Artillery Division during
World War II in England, Belgium, Germany and France including
being on the D-Day Invasion team at Omaha Beach in Normandy.
Luckily he made it back with his health, but with many very
uncomfortable memories that we, as civilians, can never begin
to imagine. Larry was an American Hero. Both he and Tiger Tommy
have gone to Rainbow Bridge now, but are alive and loved in memories.

Who is your Hero?

Honor your hero this Memorial Day. Maybe you can wear their picture as an Avatar, or you can dress up as them, or you can just come in your own natural fur and tell us about them. If you need help making your avatar, contact @RealFakeGator of #NipClub Outfitters so he can help. Fireman, Policeman, Soldier, EMT, Paramedic, Good Samaritan, a relative or friend who went over and beyond to help you or others? Heroes are all around. Let's make sure we thank them all. 

@BadAndy_KityKat honors our troops. 

Firefighters risk their lives to save anybody who needs help. 

Men like John Wayne set forth examples of morality  and justice
that all of us can follow. That's very herois. nied

The Military puts life and limb at risk every
day to make sure we can be free to be ourselves. 

Farmers take huge economic gambles, and wear
their bodies out to keep food on our tables.

EMT's save lives every day for little or no thanks. 

@SnowyWestie Salutes the policemen who protect us. 

@MaggieMooseTrks Salutes the WAVES

@NancyCakeFace

New to #Nipclub?  Let one of our greeters introduce you to everyone and show you around

                                      @3phibotticelli                              @germanshorthair (Banjo)

                                         @doggymolly                                          @skye613

@msmollyyoda

Please drop any $ you can into the Tip Jar to help the pets at Central Texas Dachshund Rescue Every penny helps! Thanks!

For Direct Donation Link for SmartPhones CLICK HERE

To Donate directly on the charity's site CLICK HERE

Please let them know it is a #Nipclub related donation so we can add that to our final total.

To read more about Central Texas Dachshund Rescue  CLICK HERE
Central Texas Dachshund Rescue on Twitter
Central Texas Dachshund Rescue on FaceBook
Central Texas Dachshund Rescue on Youtube

Please drop any $ you can into the Tip Jar to help the animals at Central Texas Dachshund Rescue. Every penny helps! Thanks!

Wow! Four years has gone by since our little idea for a  pawty to relieve the stress from a hard week was born. Since then #NipClub has grown to a formidable provider of funds to Certified Non-Kill Shelter and Animal Health Associations. And it's all because of our hard working staff & our great loyal customers!

Behind the Scenes Tour of #NipClub Operations

#NipClub Management Team:

#NipClub Management................... Staff (left to right)
@KingTuttiFruiti-Founder & Propriotor
@TinyPearlCat-Co-Manager, IT genius, Blogmaster,Head Barktender
@TheNascarKitty-Manager, Blogmaster, Disc Jockey

@RealFakeGator-#NipClub Outfitters Manager, Blogmaster
A real treasure we found in Rural Wisconsin & brought to the big city.

@FlaCatLady-#NipClub Founder & Proprietor takes a
"break" from working on 4th anniversary planning....
(can somebody brew a pot of coffee?....)

Themes

A lot of work at #NipClub has to be performed weeks, even months before the weekly pawty. To come up with the elaborate themes, @TheNascarKitty scours the internet, history books, entertainment guides, to find something that may tie in with a certain date, week, or month. These go on a spreadsheet that all management refer to for advance planning. @FlaCatLady keeps her "ear" to the "TweetWall" in case there is an interest or need we should be using as a theme. @RealFakeGator & @TinyPearlCat spend hours on Twitter learning what our customers really would enjoy. MANY of our themes come from suggestions that our customers make. If YOU have an idea, let any staff member know. We'll give you full credit, and if you like, will even make you a guest host that week! Our themes are universal. We will go ANYWHERE in the world that sounds like fun, and build a #NipClub Pawty Bar. We've got locations all over North America, Ireland, Australia, New Zealand, Africa, and heck we even built one on Gilligans Island!! Not to mention our Spacestation  Branch. Who can forget these locations? 

#NipClub Downs Horse Track

#NipClub Hills Golf Course

#NipClub Seattle atop the Space Needle

#NipClub Ireland

#NipClub Drive-In

#NipClub Paris

#NipClub North Pole

#NipClub Outer Space

Charities

@FlaCatLady & her staff spend hours and hours looking for and checking out our charities. Each charity must be REGISTERED as a legal charity or animal health research organization, the must be certified as a NO-KILL and NO-ANIMAL-EXPERIMENTATION business as well. We have $$ZERO$$ administration fee. 100% of every dollar  you donate goes directly to the charity, AND many times we have benefactors who match contributions. 

Weekly Operations

At #NipClub, the week starts Saturday night or early Sunday morning. @TheNascarKitty brews a pot of coffee, and starts working on the weeks theme. He starts the framework of the blog, including making special graphics and pictures, devising the starter menu, and writing the text that will highlight the theme for the week. 

Then fellow blogmasters @TinyPearlCat & @RealFakeGator join in to add more pictures, special graphic magic, enhance the menu, and take the blog to the stratosphere level. Pearl is famous for insanely awesome graphics, GIFs,  doing all the formatting & extra pages, maintaining the sidebar and charity widgits and creating custom foods, drinks, and photos. Gator helps guests and staff get ready for the pawty by providing avatar/costuming services, as well as making  special graphics and photos we dream up, usually without much notice. He also works closely with our "Pawty Hosts" (@3phibotticelli, @Skye613, @DoggyMolly, @GermanShortHair @SamTheWatcher & others) to make sure they have all the props and scenarios they need to keep the pawty going. 

Public Relations and Promotion

As soon as the blog is up and ready, we send the link to our P.R. Team of @MarioDaCat, @Meow_Girls, and @WinstonTabby, as well as sending links to many of our loyal employees and customers, who then Tweet the info to all of their followers, add it to their blogs and social networking pages, and the snowball effect takes over, so that we get maximum exposure. 

On Party Night:

Our highly trained, world class staff opens the club and entertains you with the best music, drinks and noms you can imagine. 

Also..

A gift for everyone! Made by @RealfakeGator

2014 #Nipclub Calendar!

CLICK HERE to get it

Gator has worked on this since the very first day of 2013.

It is in PDF so it can be printed up on 8 1/2 x 11 inch paper.

You can print up one page at a time.

Also it can be loaded on a wand n taken into the UPS store

 or any copy shop for printing up.

Please drop any $ you can into the Tip Jar to help the pets at Central Texas Dachshund Rescue Every penny helps! Thanks!

For Direct Donation Link for SmartPhones CLICK HERE

To Donate directly on the charity's site CLICK HERE

Please let them know it is a #Nipclub related donation so we can add that to our final total.

To read more about Central Texas Dachshund Rescue  CLICK HERE
Central Texas Dachshund Rescue on Twitter
Central Texas Dachshund Rescue on FaceBook
Central Texas Dachshund Rescue on Youtube