Prank Pawty at #NipClub March 29, 2018

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This is the yearly #Scifipawty charity

We all act Foolish once in a while. Usually by accident, sometimes for fun, and after a LOT of primo NIP and a bunch of Bacon Beers and Meowgaritas it's a really good bet we'll do something foolish. BUT there's a time of year when you are supposed to act crazy, play pranks, and just be a goof. And that's APRIL FOOLS!!

So this Thursday show us your best pranks (don't be mean, just funny) And let's see how much shenanigans we can get up to. Our DJs will play great music and maybe some silly tunes too. Our barktenders will serve great drinks and maybe surprises too. You don't need to dress up for this pawty if you don't want to, but if you need help with a special prank, or a silly April Fools Costume, just ask @RealFakeGator of #NipClub Outfitters. 

@TheNascarKitty filled @TinyPearlCat's Cubicle with Twinkies. 

Drinks and Noms

Kale Moonshine Real or a Prank? 

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This may look like the best pizza you've ever eaten. Except it's a cake. 

So why not let us know what your favorite pranks are, and share with us what goofy shennigans you get up to. Pull pranks on your fellow #NipClub patrons, but watch out...anipals get more creative every year.   

The first bite of these "cake pops" will be a surprise. 

@RealFakeGator put these in the office lunch room. @WinstonTabby had the
munchies (he had a rough St. Patrick's Day) and that's when the fight started.....

We are helping Boriskitty's #Scifpawty charity for a couple months

Please drop any $ you can into the Tip Jar to help the pets at One by One Cat Rescue
Every penny helps! Thanks!

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GO AWAY WINTER Spring Fling Pawty at #NipClub March 22, 2018

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This is the yearly #Scifipawty charity

For much of the United States and Europe, we're just about through with the cold, dreary, snowy days of winter. And while some of us are finally getting "peeks" of what Spring may be like,  it's not enough!! So this week at #NipClub we are going to show Winter that we are through with it's games and pawty like it's actually NICE outside. 

So put on some spring gardening clothes, or break out the shorts and tank tops and flip flops, or whatever you may wear in spring. Sure, we may still be cold, but we'll show winter that we are FINISHED!! And I'm pretty sure our talented Barktenders will help keep you "warm" inside. 

We'll play some great summertime music, eat our favorite "outdoor" foods, we will show Winter that we are finished and even if Spring isn't officially here, it IS Spring at #NipClub. 

If you need help with that perfect costume just contact @RealFakeGator at #NipClubOutfitters and let him know what you'd like! 

@MooTheMouseCat got tired of waiting for spring and is tanning in the snow. 

@Mariodacat mows away the frozen tundra

@TheNascarKitty Preps Summer Style BBQ'd Meat for the evening. 

And some cake

We are helping Boriskitty's #Scifpawty charity for a couple months

Please drop any $ you can into the Tip Jar to help the pets at One by One Cat Rescue
Every penny helps! Thanks!

Donate thru FirstGiving HERE

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#NipClub IRELAND St. Paddy's Week Pawty. March 15, 2018

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This is the yearly #Scifipawty charity

@Kittehboi as St. PawPaddy. Patron Saint of Shenanigans.

@TiggyBean toasts our great #NipClub customers

@WinstonTabby will fight you for a drink if he has too.

If he's conscious long enough, @WinstonTabby will lead a class in Irish Yoga

#NipClubAir pilot @TinyPearlCat will start flying anipals to Ireland early
in the afternoon on  #NipClub's new G-6 Jet. Arrange your flight
directly with her!

Our Jet is very comfy and plush and you will really enjoy your flight

#NipClub Ireland. 
A bit of glitzy nightlife in the the wild moors!! 

@MarioDaCat and @TinyPearlCat helped design our rustic
Irish Pub. It looks old and authtentic, but it has all the
modern conveniences you need to pawty hard!! 

 @kittehboi demonstrates how to kiss the Blarney Stone 

@Cobalttash and @moothemousecat are ready to pawty!

Chrissy

  Cinni

 Flashjump

 Peanut

Rocio

@RealFakeGator paddles the Chicago River

dyed green for St. Patricks day

Chef @TheNascarKitty has spent hours creating a great
Irish Pub menu. Make sure to try everything!! 

Irish Menu!!

Creme de Menthe Cake

Baileys Mint Chocolate, Original Irish Creme & Carmel Creme

IRELAND ICED TEA

1 oz. (30 ml) Vodka

1 oz. (30 ml) Rum

1 oz. (30 ml) Gin

1 oz. (30 ml) Tequila

1 oz. (30 ml) Blue curacao

1 oz. (30 ml) Melon liqueur

1.5 oz. (45 ml) Orange Juice

Bangers and Mash

Beans on Toast with a Poached Egg

Corned Beef and Cabbage

Fried Fish Sandwich with Nip Tarter Sauce

Corned Beef Rueben

Grasshopper 

Grasshopper Pie

Guinness on Tap

Irish Soda Bread with Orange Marmalade

Guinness Stew

Newcastle Ale

BLACK and TANS

Oreo Grasshopper Cheesecake

Paddy Whiskey

Shepherds Pie

Grilled Steaks with Mushrooms & Parsley Buttered Potatoes

Featuring:

Johnny Jump Up is Hard cider like you cant imagine. 168 proof (that's 84% alcohol). But smoother than KoolAid.Be careful Liswten to the song belown(with the lyrics shown) and maybe you'll understand this magical drink.  

 

I'll tell you a story that happened to me,

One day as I went down to Youghal by the sea,

The sun it was bright, and the day it was warm,

Says I, "A quiet pint wouldn't do me no harm."

I went in and I ordered a bottle of stout,

Says the barman, "I'm sorry, all the beer is sold out,

Try whiskey, young Paddy, ten years in the wood",

Says I, "I'll try cider, I've heard that it's good."

Chorus:

Oh never, oh never, oh never again,

If I live to a hundred or a hundred and ten,

I fell to the ground and I could not get up,

After drinking a quart of the Johnny-Jump-Up.

After an hour and a third, I went straight for the yard,

Where I bumped into Brophy, the big civic guard,

"Come 'ere to me boy, don't ya know I'm the law?"

I opened my fist and I shattered his jaw.

He fell to the ground with his knees doubled up,

It was not that I hit him, 'twas Johnny Jump Up.

The next thing saw down in Youghal by the sea,

Was a cripple on crutches, and says he to me,

"I'm afraid of me life I'll be hit by a car,

Won't you help me across to The Highwayman's Bar?"

But after drinkin' a quart of the cider so sweet,

he threw down his crutches and danced on his feet.

Chorus

I went down to Bedlam a friend for to see,

They call it the Madhouse in Cork by the Lee,

And when I got there, sure the truth I do tell,

They had the poor bugger locked up in his cell.

The guard said to him, "Say these words if you can,

"Around the rugged rock the ragged rascal ran",

"Tell them I'm not crazy, tell them I'm not mad,

It was only a sup of the cider I had".

Chorus

A man died in the Union by the name of McNabb,

They dressed him and laid him outside on a slab,

And after O'Connor his measurements did take,

Well wife took him home to a bloody fine wake.

The sun it was hot, the beer it was high,

When the corpse sits up and says with a sigh,

"I can't get to heaven, they won't let me up,

'Till I bring them a quart of the Johnny Jump-Up."

 

We are helping Boriskitty's #Scifpawty charity for a couple months

Please drop any $ you can into the Tip Jar to help the pets at One by One Cat Rescue
Every penny helps! Thanks!

Donate thru FirstGiving HERE

Like One by One Cat Rescue on Facebook HERE
Learn more about One by One Cat Rescue HERE