June 17, 2012

#NipClub at the Farm for June Dairy Month June 21st, 2012

#NipClub Pawties DOWN on the FARM


@TinyPearlCat harvesting extra NIP from our Nip Fields

@Kittehboi helps toss nip onto the trailer for transport
(oddly a couple bales came up missing MOL)

@TheNascarKitty Hauling Primo NIP to #NipClub for the pawty.

The Cow Song by The Mountain Goats on Grooveshark
Click above for a fun song!

A word from @TheNascarKitty: I grew up as a feral cat at a feed mill in Wisconsin. Surrounding us were scenes like in the picture above. I spent a LOT of time playing, sleeping and hunting at these farms. The big holstein cows look scary, but most of them LOVE cats...we are like furry hot water bottles when we lay on them. And...of course..there's the MILK!! The farmers always left a big tray of that days fresh milk (with the cream still in it of course) out for the kitties.  Even though Daddy (who worked at the Feed Mill) eventually took me to a forever home indoors, I got to spend 7 years being pampered as Mill Cat with a nice bed and food indoors at night, and free run of the farms during the day. HEAVEN!! Or so I thought...cuz once I had a comfy indoor home, I never wanted to go outside again and I never did. So while I look back fondly on my feral past....I am LUCKY to have found a home. Help those homeless animals find homes if you can.

June is National Dairy Month in America, and it's a great time to thank the hard working men, women, and ANIMALS who make sure we have a never ending supply of food, clothing, textiles, fertilizer, etc. 

So tonight at #NipClub we are gonna Pawty at the FARM!!! Great Dairy products! BEEF, PORK and BACON, CHICKEN, EGGS, Corn (they eat it in the north and DRINK it in the south MOL), Potatoes, Peas, Beans, and a gazillion other veggies! CHEESE!!! Cotton and other textiles, tobacco and NIP and so many other things we'd never have without the great hardworking farmers.

Our kitchen will have a huge variety of farm fresh foods and drinks for you all evening!! Our barktenders will be handing out free Milk, Cheese, and made-to-order Ice Cream Milkshakes all night!!

BARN DANCE and Hoe Down!!! all NIGHT!!

Come dressed as a farmer, or a farm animal, or "farmers-daughter", or as a person who helps farmers (Veterinarian, ag-truck driver, farm worker, etc) or, come in your own fur which is always in style at #NipClub.  @RealFakeGator  and #NipClub Outfitters is available to help you with just the right costume if you need assistance, just tweet him 

@RealFakeGator is helping fill our cooler with fresh Milk for the pawty!And
meeting some new lady friends. MOL.

Hey...it's @MarioDaCOW?....no it's @MarioDaCat!!


We took @Kittehboi to the coop so we could "Sic "em on a Chicken"

Sic 'em On A Chicken by Zac Brown Band on GroovesharkClick to the left to hear @Kittehboi Chase the Chicken.

@Pandafur @Cathykeisha @CatgoddessAthena and @3phibotticelli Get dirty

@Mariodacat and @Puppynumber7 try to help the girls


Special Farm Menu:
We've set up a special smokehouse/BBQ pit with @Flicka47's Dragon
as the heat source to smoke/BBQ farm fresh meats!!
Farm fresh smoked & BBQ meat assortment

And stocked up with plenty of  @Flicka47's Special Sauce!
Dairy Treats: Cheese, Ice Cream, Mousse, Yogurt, and
Milk Shakes all made to order!!
White Milk & Chocolate Milk ALL YOU CAN DRINK!
FREE all night!!!

Cheese Assortment

Farm Cake

@GiambiBoyPup tries cow tipping.

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