Pirates. This is all the pirates fault. Last week we had a pirate pawty like every year, and this year we asked the Sekurity Crew to find a "prison island" to drop off captured pirates on. Well, when I went to bed after my late night DJ shift, ALL the pirate ships were heading to that Island (which turned out to be Gilligans Island, of course) to rescue pirates and then pawty. FIVE pirate ships full of rum, FIVE pirate captains full of rum, NOT ONE of them set an anchor before running ashore with their supply boats. And of course the pirate ships all floated away into the great big ocean. And here we sit.......
Wait, our new Sekurity Ship will rescue us right? WEEEELLLL..... turns out the Sekurity team parked their ship and got on @Slinky_the_Cat's Ghost Ship the Dead Reckoning, AND they're stranded with us.
The only thing that went right was, all the ships sent their supply dingy's ashore with all their food, drink, and even emergency supplies like generators and tools.
What will our Castaways do? (Well, actually the first thing they did, was fire up the generators, and got the DJ's started playing tunes as they built a building...which...instead of being housing....ended up being....a BAR!!!! USING WOOD FROM THE DINGHY'S THEY BROUGHT ASHORE. AARGH!
So what happens next? What will the stranded anipals discover? What will they build? Will the find a way to have electricity? Will they find a new fruit to make into island moonshine? It's up to YOU pawty anipals to finish this story!!
You can all put your heads together and come up with ways to escape the island, just like the original castaways, and hopefully you have better luck.
Just for fun though, perhaps you might want to dress as some of the original castaways on Gilligans Island too.
If you need help with a costume #NipClub Outfitters is well stocked. @RealFakeGator will do his best to help.
Have fun and please DO NOT SUE ME or #NIPCLUB because you're stranded on an island. It was the danged pirates.
@TheNascarKitty : NipClub Manager and fellow stranded anipal.
This is not the first time we've been stranded here. This is a 10 year old photo of the LAST time we were stuck on Gilligans Island.
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| @KingTuttiFruiti aboard our new pawty yacht....why did I buy one named the minnow? What the heck was wrong with me? MOL |
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| Yep, a bar....shelter can wait!! There is Pawtying to get done!!!! |
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| (we've got All the Isle favorites!!) The Millionaire and his wife (Me and @DCKitty) The Movie Star (@DanaPixie) Skipper (@KingTuttiFruiti) MaryAnne (Bea_Belle) The Professer (@RealFakeGator), Gilligan (@MarioDaCat) |
Mary Anne's Coconut Cream Pie
Recipe HERE
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