Colder than Antarctica Pawty February 2, 2023

 Please drop any $ you can into the Tip Jar to help pets at Colony Cats and dogs, Every penny helps! Thanks!

We couldn't help notice your tweets about the temperature where you live, and for many of you, #Nipclub is colder than Antartica!

At the time of writing, this is the morning weather for many parts of the midwest.

We saw your tweets about recent -16° temps in Colorado 

and ice storms in the South.

And then there's Canada. Yikes!

We know all anipals are not created equal.  Some of us embrace the ice, cold and snow. Some of us don't mind a bit of cold.  And then there are the cats.  Sorry, just kidding, some of you kitties don't mind the snow.  Fact is, some of us just don't enjoy the cold at all.

Not to worry, #NIpclub has you covered no matter if you can't get enough of this kind of weather or if you wish you never see this kind of weather, and everything in between.

Need an outfit?  DM @realfakegator, he'll get you ready!

So for the cold weather lovers, put on your parkas for a hike, go skating, go snowmobiling, go sledding!

For the "don't mind it cold but not too cold" hang out by the fire pit or the heated pool.  Heck, maybe you want to stay in your temperature controlled snow globe for another week.

For the "I hate the cold" crowd, the bar and lounges are always open.  THere's a nice fire going in the fireplace, the game room is open and the TV is on. 

Drinks & Noms

Flaming Rum Punch

Irish Coffee

Snowstorm Ale

Hot Chocolate

Hot Cider

Cheese Fondue

Pigs in a Blanket

Sesame Chicken Wings

Chili

Mac & Cheese

Pulled Pork sandwich &

sweet potato fries

Wood Fired Pizza

Hot Caramel Custard

Chocolate Lava Cake

Tableside S'more kit

Dutch Apple Pie a la Mode

Please drop any $ you can into the Tip Jar to help the pets at Colony Cats and dogs

Every penny helps! Thanks!

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2023 Nipclub Calendar

By RealfakeGator

HERE

 

Pawty in your own personal Snowglobe. Only at #NipClub Jan. 26th, 2023

Please drop any $ you can into the Tip Jar to help pets at Colony Cats and dogs, Every penny helps! Thanks!

Before we get to this week's theme, let's give our very own @GeorgeTheDuck a big hand for his 14th Anniversary as a Pawty Barktender. He was doing this WAY before #NipClub existed, and is a founding member of #NipClub. He's also currently our Head Barktender.  Congrats George!!

And now for this week's theme:

A few weeks ago, we were sitting around the conference table at NipClub HQ pondering some new pawty themes.  @RealFakeGator  spun around his laptop and  showed us this picture:

He told us he'd been waiting to find a reason to make personal snow globes for everybody to pawty in.  He said, "Think about it, being in a snow globe is like being in a submarine.  You can go places you couldn't ordinarily go.  Under water for example, with your own air supply.  Outer space, with your own air supply."  Etc. 

Immediately, @WistonTabby ran out of the room to the lab downstairs and suddenly reappeared in a snow globe filled 3/4 with beer.  He said, "Air supply?  I have my own BEER SUPPLY in here."  Well....at least for a little while, because by lunch, the beer was gone and Winston was sitting in his globe snoring.

So we decided, this pawty could be fun. This week at #NipClub we invite you to show up with your own personal snowglobe. Fill your globe with things that are special to you. Maybe your special lady or man, your favorite toys, your favorite furniture. Etc . 

If you need a snowglobe and can't make your own please contact @RealFakeGator at #NipClub Outfitters right away so he can get you a globe AND put it on the blog. 

Here's my personal snowglobe, and all I need in there with me is
my darling ladycat @DCkitty. I can't wait to see your globes. 
@TheNascarKitty Nipclub Founder and General Manager

One thing we had to work out, was how would the barktenders get your food and drinks to you (the music is easy. Our DJs broadcast directly to you, but food and drink? That was a problem. Luckily @Kittehboi called his Mom, who's  an actual brilliant scientist and she made some tweeks to the teleportation system NipClub owns to transport us to and from Rainbow Bridge for visits, so it could send food and drink to your snowglobes instantly.

  

Menu of fun, globe shaped food for tonight:

Donut Holes!!

Cheesy Lobster Puffs with Bacon

Swedish Meatballs

Melon Ball Soaked in Rum

Meatballs in Marinara

Matzo Ball Soup

Scoops of Ice Cream

Snow Globe Gin Cocktail

Snow Globe Gin

Snow Globe Catnip Mojito

Snow Globe Hard Cider

Snow Globe Ale

 

2023 Nipclub Calendar

By RealfakeGator

HERE

Please drop any $ you can into the Tip Jar to help the pets at Colony Cats and dogs

Every penny helps! Thanks!

Check out Colony Cats and Dogs site HERE where there is more about them

Fallow Colony Cats and Dogs on Twitter HERE

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Learn more about Colony Cats and Dogs HERE

 

#NipClub Goes Snowmobiling January 19th, 2023

Huge thank you to all  for successful efforts for Black Cat charity for #Catmaseve!

 

#NipClub Snowmobile Rally 

NEXT week we're having a fun new pawty with fresh new avi's designed by @RealFakeGator...PERSONAL SNOWGLOBES. It's going to be fun. Mark your calendar.  

This week we'll get re-acclimated to the snow and cold so we're ready next week. And without any further adieu, here's THIS week's theme: 

#NipClub SNOWMOBILE Rally

There's nothing Cats, dogs, ducks, rabbits, ferrets, etc love more on a cold winter day than than curling up by a warm fire and having a winter nap. OK, well, there may be one thing.........speed and fun on the snow while driving a high powered snowmobile! 

This week, we've opened up our #NipClub Snowmobile lodge. Miles and miles of groomed trails, high speed race circuits, relaxing trails through gorgeous woods.  Come enjoy a trail ride, or race your pals, show off some crazy snowmobile stunts

And when you're done we'll have a warm fire, great food, drink, and music. AS always. #NipClub is the place to be.

If you need a snowmobile, #NipClub Outfitters is stocked with quite an assortment, but you'd better ask @RealFakeGator quickly.  

 

In florida..

MIzz Bassie

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Drinks and Noms

Gourmet Hot Chocolate

Your favorite Starbucks Drinks made to order.

Turkey Cranberry and Swiss Panini Sandwiches

Prime Rib Sandwich with Au Jus and Macaroni and Cheese

Chicken and Dumplings 

Peppermint Sundae On a Brownie

PDF Calendar, By RealfakeGator HERE

Please drop any $ you can into the Tip Jar to help the pets at Black Cat Rescue

Every penny helps! Thanks!

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Learn more about Black Cat Rescue HERE