#NipClub: A Chocolatey Valentines Pre-Pawty at #NipClub. February 9th, 2023

February 7, 2023

A Chocolatey Valentines Pre-Pawty at #NipClub. February 9th, 2023

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Valentine's Day is coming up. Soon. Admit it guys, unless you're a true romantic like @Kittehboi, you'll probably forget. Again. Like every year. WELL, your pals at #NipClub are here for you. Not only will you impress your lady with a terrific EARLY Valentines Day, you'll do it with more chocolate than she can even imagine.

We can't all be suave and debonaire like Breeze (@Kittehboi),
at least we couldn't until now. With the help of #NipClub
this week, providing the perfect Valentine's Treat

We've secured a special after-hours tour and tasting pawty at the Ghirardelli Factory AND some special treats like CHOCOLATE FILLED HOT TUBS, pounds and pounds of those individually wrapped gourmet Lindt Chocolate Truffles. Chocolate Drinks, Chocolate Foods, Chocolate Desserts, basically Chocolate, Chocolate, Chocolate.

The tour starts out normally, but as usual, things go south pretty quickly (remember our private wine tasting pawty in Napa? No? Well, it got us banned from wine country). And after George's little dip into the chocolate vat, we got booted. Again.

@GeorgeTheDuck usually swims in Champange, BUT
that's because he never had the chance to swim in Chocolate.

Meanwhile, over at the Lindt factory, a secret mission is in progress. @TinyPearlCat backs her tanker up to the loading dock closest to the Lindor Truffle making equipment and empties it's contents of melted catnip white chocolate into the truffle filling tank. Faster than chocolate can harden, she dips the hose into the neighboring full tank of melted milk chocolate, fills her now empty tank and speeds back to #Nipclub.

#Nipclub isn't done yet. A nondescript box truck pulls up to the loading dock. While barktender, @TiggyBean, Mr. Smokin' Tush himself, wow's the dockhands and line workers with his famous butt pops, @WinstonTabby takes over the Truffle filling line, fills hundreds of Lindor truffles with the catnip filling, wraps and boxes them, loads them onto the truck, signals Tiggy to make a run for it, and speeds off. High Five boys!

Meanwhile, back at #Nipclub. A "mystery" truck delivers a lovely gold structure. What could it be? All questions are answered when Pearl pulls up and fills the structure with the melted chocolate. It's our new chocolate hot tub! What a way to spend the evening! And yes, you don't have to leave the comfort of the chocolate hot tub to hear the music or to order drinks and noms. We have new outdoor speakers, and our barktenders will deliver your order to you!