Mobster NIP Wars at #NipClub April 27th, 2023

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Catatonia Crime Family Boss @TheNascarKitty and his men have controlled the Nip Trade for a very long time. Along with his Underboss @RealFakeGator and a dedicated crew, they never faced any competition. 

Until Now. A new upstart family, the Breezini Crime Family led by a mysterious shadowy cat known as @Kittehboi. They have been robbing shipments of Nip, underpricing and stealing Catatonia customers. 

This lead us to the 2023 NIP WARS. Now I know, many of you dogs, ducks, humans, etc really don't care. But did you know that the family that controls the NIP, also controls the flow of HANK's BACON BEER?

That's right, for years the perfectly legal company HBB, has been the front for the NIP trade. NOW I bet you're concerned!

Come to #NipClub this week and help protect the NIP and the Bacon Beer! If you want to be a mobster, contact @Kittehboi or @RealFakeGator and join their crew. 

Or you could just be one of the NIP/Bacon Beer customers. Either way, this will be a #NipClub you don't want to miss. 

If you need a special outfit or gear for the evening, don't hesitate to ask @RealFakeGator or @Kittehboi. They will set you up. 

Hopefully, none of you decide to be FBI agents......then we'd really have an interesting night..........

From Gator: (Psssst.....I hate to break it to @thenascarkitty,

but Snick's Sekurity team, the Anipal equivalent to Eliot Ness's Untouchables, will be present)

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Underboss @RealFakeGator

Don @Kittehboi

@TinyPearlCat  is a dedicated Catatonia Crime Family
Gun Moll. And is definately concerned about the well-being
of both the NIP supply AND the Bacon Beer supply.

@Bea_Bells

@indulgedfurries Raven

@kconlon1

@MariaPulk  Cooper & Willow

@timhoyt14

@tweetypie54

@cathound7

@kittehboi

Drinks and Noms

Bacon beers

Catnip shots

Gangster car cookies

Spaghetti and Meatballs (that isn't Oregano, that's NIP)

Italian Flank Steak with Roasted Tomatoes and Nip

Eggplant Parmigiana 

Antipasto Salad

Caprese Salad with Nip Pesto

Tiramisu with Espresso

Cannoli

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#NipClub Coffee Haus Night April 20th, 2023

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COFFEE HOUSE Night at #NipClub 

Time to take a break from our hard pawtying NipClub bar scene and spend some time in our posh yet comfy Coffee Haus this week. 

Welcome to #NipClub's Seattle Style Coffee Bar. All the great coffee drinks, plus deli sandwiches, great desserts and pastries and of course a full service bar (because sometimes coffee just wont do it.)

We all need an nice enjoyable evening. And what better way then by relaxing in our #NipClub Coffee Haus Bar. A very comfortable place to sit, enjoy some great food and drink and relive those great #NipClub memories. 

Our barktenders are also trained baristas, and will make anything your heart desires to drink, whether it's coffee, tea, or something harder. And don't forget the pastries & deli sandwiches!

Our DJ's will spin a wide variety of music from jazz, lounge, big band swing, to country, rock, techno, folk and dance. Every hour is different. But ALL will be great. 

Our Sekurity team think this is the BEST nightever!

Come in your natural fur, or dress up for the evening. Perhaps maybe just show up in your pajamas so you are ready to pass out on one of our nice couches by the fireplace and let @TinyPearlCat cover you with a heated blanket. 

 

Enjoy a complimentary CATpuccino when you come in. Sit down, warm up,  chat with pals.

A special feature in honor of our UK pals, full Queen's Tea service upon request! 

Want something stronger? Try a @Kittehboi Latte. (Hint: it's espresso, frothed Irish Creme Liquuer, with a generous shot of Paddy Irish Whiskey and catnip. Served with butter creme cannoli. 

All you favorite Deli-Sandwiches

The best pastries, hand created right in our #NipClub bakery. 

Iced Cat Scones

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April in Paris at #NipClub April 13th,2023

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April in Paris at #NipClub April 13th,2023

 #NipClub Paris Branch. . Please join us for a great adventure in this beautiful city!! 

Please enjoy the video tour of Paris above, then listen to  Count Basie's
Great tribute to the city of Paris in April through song below.

Paris!! An old European Metropolis. Home of some of the most famous art, cuisine, and architecture in the world. What better place for a #NipClub branch. Come join us this week as we pawty in Paris. We'll have a great time exploring the city, eating rich French cuisine, and showing France how hard a bunch of anipals can pawty. 

Dress up as a tourist, with your camera, or as a French Socialite, a Mime, a French Poodle, a French Fry MOL, whatever you'd like. If you need help @RealFakeGator and his staff at #NipClub Outfitters will help you out.  As usual, your own natural fur is always welcome at #NipClub as well. 

Chef's @TinyPearlCat & @TheNascarKitty will prepare
the best of haute Parisian-French Cuisine for you! 

We've rented some rooms at the Chateau de Versailles for you
to spend the night in after the pawty. 

An example of the guest rooms you will enjoy at the Chateau de Versailles

@RealFakeGator

                             @3phibotticelli                 @doggymolly

                      

                                            @skye613                            @germanshorthair Banjo

 Fine French Cuisine!!

Proscuitto Wrapped Prawns with Dill Leek Sauce

Coq Au Vin

Baked French Onion Soup

Croque Monsieur

Fillet of Beef Oscar with Hollandaise

Poached Egg on Herbed Buttered Toast with Olive Oil Drizzled French Fries. 

Pan Seared Halibut with Poached Spinach in a Creme Broulee Sauce

Mushroom & Sweet Pepper Omelette 

Carmel Cupcake with Honeycomb & Fresh Blueberries

Filet Mignon

Strawberry Schaum Torte

2 Bean Salad with Mangos & Roma Tomatoes

 

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Every penny helps! Thanks!

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