Mobster NIP Wars at #NipClub April 27th, 2023

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Catatonia Crime Family Boss @TheNascarKitty and his men have controlled the Nip Trade for a very long time. Along with his Underboss @RealFakeGator and a dedicated crew, they never faced any competition. 

Until Now. A new upstart family, the Breezini Crime Family led by a mysterious shadowy cat known as @Kittehboi. They have been robbing shipments of Nip, underpricing and stealing Catatonia customers. 

This lead us to the 2023 NIP WARS. Now I know, many of you dogs, ducks, humans, etc really don't care. But did you know that the family that controls the NIP, also controls the flow of HANK's BACON BEER?

That's right, for years the perfectly legal company HBB, has been the front for the NIP trade. NOW I bet you're concerned!

Come to #NipClub this week and help protect the NIP and the Bacon Beer! If you want to be a mobster, contact @Kittehboi or @RealFakeGator and join their crew. 

Or you could just be one of the NIP/Bacon Beer customers. Either way, this will be a #NipClub you don't want to miss. 

If you need a special outfit or gear for the evening, don't hesitate to ask @RealFakeGator or @Kittehboi. They will set you up. 

Hopefully, none of you decide to be FBI agents......then we'd really have an interesting night..........

From Gator: (Psssst.....I hate to break it to @thenascarkitty,

but Snick's Sekurity team, the Anipal equivalent to Eliot Ness's Untouchables, will be present)

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Underboss @RealFakeGator

Don @Kittehboi

@TinyPearlCat  is a dedicated Catatonia Crime Family
Gun Moll. And is definately concerned about the well-being
of both the NIP supply AND the Bacon Beer supply.

@Bea_Bells

@indulgedfurries Raven

@kconlon1

@MariaPulk  Cooper & Willow

@timhoyt14

@tweetypie54

@cathound7

@kittehboi

Drinks and Noms

Bacon beers

Catnip shots

Gangster car cookies

Spaghetti and Meatballs (that isn't Oregano, that's NIP)

Italian Flank Steak with Roasted Tomatoes and Nip

Eggplant Parmigiana 

Antipasto Salad

Caprese Salad with Nip Pesto

Tiramisu with Espresso

Cannoli

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Every penny helps! Thanks!

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