Here there be PIRATES! #NipClub September 19th, 2024

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September 19th, Talk like a Pirate Day AND @Kittehboi's birthday. Whatever should NipClub do?..........  OK. we'll have a huge Pirate Pawty. 

Talk like a pirate translator

We've been recruiting to our ships for a couple weeks now and you can see the ships with their Captains above, it's not too late to get join a crew, just message a Captain.

If you need an outfit please contact your Captain or @RealFakeGator quickly. Here are two sailors (below) from Three Sheets to the Wind :

Is anybody else worried about an actual lion on Three Sheets to the Wind? Do you know what they do on that ship?  They get really,  really drunk and out of control....an out of control LION? Oh my. Sheesh.

Maybe Three Sheets crew member @LolaMennola can control the lion? (Although nobody can control Captain @WinstonTabby)

@psiangelic Heath is ready to set sail.

Our Ships and Captains! 

OWEN'S BLACK PAW strikes fear into the hearts of even the stoutest
of men. Upon declaring himself Admiral @OwenTheTonk, former 1st mate @kitteboi took the helm as Captain. If you want to sail on the
BLACK PAW, please let  Captain@kittehboi know.

The Lady Pearl is Captained by @TinyPearlCat. Yes, she's stunningly
beautiful, and NOTHING is more dangerous than a beautiful woman.
She's NOT afraid to take the battle to the other ships. And her
goal is to have ALL the treasure, ALL the Rum and ALL the fun.
If you want to sail on the Lady Pearl, please let @TinyPearlCat know.

3 Sheets to the Wind, with Captain @WinstonTabby tends to sink. A lot.
He doesn't care. While he is NOT a firm believer in AA, Winston does have a
membership in AAA, and they will come pull the ship out of the water and set
it asail everytime he sinks it. The RUM barrels float. And that's all he's
concerned about. Protect the RUM, steal the other ship's RUM (Because
even though he always starts with a huge supply of RUM, and finds huge
amounts of RUM to plunder......the ship always seems to be low on RUM)
If you wish to sail on 3 Sheets to the Wind, contact @WinstonTabby

CAPTAIN @Slinky_the_Cat heads up the Ghost Ship DEAD RECKONING because what's more scary than pirates? GHOST Pirates. Sheesh. Terrifying.  Let Slinky know if you'll Sail with him.

NOTE: when ordering costumes from @RealFakeGator, please let Gator know which ship you're sailing with. 

To sail on a certain ship, let the respective captain or mate (OR @RealFakeGator) know. 


If you wish to not sail on a ship, you can always participate in the pawty from our #NipClub Oceanside Lounge, and watch the shenanigans on Closed Circuit TV. Just come and have fun.
 

Don't be too scared of the pirates, Captain @Ben_da_Bestie will be sailing with his sekurity crew looking for pirates to arrest or chase away. 

The Day before the Pirate Pawty is a good day to practice your "pirate speak" and get a
good start on your hangover with @Kittehboi. 

 

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