July 18, 2021

A Very Important #NipClub Blog.

NOTE: This week on July 22nd, 2021 we will have a simple "friends night out pawty" in honor of what we started NipClub for. (I'll expain below) 


Hi, this is @TheNascarKitty, #NipClub CEO/Founder, and co- General Manager (along with my partners and fellow co-General Managers: @TinyPearlCat and @RealFakeGator.)

We have an important message for all of you terrific #NipClub patrons and employees.

#NipClub wouldn't exist without YOU and we know it and appreciate all of you.

11 years ago we started NipClub after several of our humans had a rough week at work and just needed to "escape" the turmoil of reality, while also making some money for worthy, well-vetted, animal rescue and charities.  (They must be "no-kill" and have a reasonable administrative cost.) 

We were all seasoned pawtiers from the monthly #PawPawty, but needed a weekly club. So we made our own. 

While our charity giving is what makes us really special,  we also strive to be the place where your humans can just "leave" the actual world for a few hours and mindlessly indulge,  screw around,  mingle, and play in a safe atmosphere.  

Read that last paragraph again. 
These past few weeks have had a bit of trouble. Anipals harassing other anipals, causing an uncomfortable atmosphere. That's exactly opposite of our goals.

 Now we understand from time to time there will be conflicts,  arguments,  etc,  but those have to be taken private and can NEVER fill our timeline/ hashing. 

If you can't solve these problems privately, the first step is to just stop and walk away from the anipal you are upset with. Cool down, don't escalate, don't harrass the person you're upset with, if you can't solve it  with courteous DMs, perhaps blocking is the best option. 

If you need a manager to mediate you can ask onsite staff if they're there at the moment (@TinyPearlCat and @RealFakeGator are NipClub  General Managers with full decision making powers and have final say in decisions) OR you can DM me  ( @TheNascarKitty ). But remember,  it sometimes takes a day or two to filter through all the mentions (it's actually impossible because I get several thousand each day,  even more in NipClub Pawty days, so please DM).

Please also watch out for each other if you see somebody harassing,  or being harassed, don't engage the people, but help the victim and help steer them to "block", or "block and report" if it's really serious.  Blocking somebody isnt permanent,  but it allows time to cool down. 

Remember,  we are "virtual" So there's nothing we can really do to stop a harassed other than blocking (and possibly reporting). 

We are also implementing some new club management procedures,  to help with employee issues we will have "team leaders" for the DJs and Barktenders.  

We are proud to announce that @Kittehboi ( DJ Breeze, who's been on staff since DAY 1 eleven plus years ago)  has agreed to be HEAD DJ. He'll help with the schedules as needed,  if you cannot make your shift a certain week (illness, vacation,  personal reasons) etc let him know as early as possible. If you have found your own replacement let him know,  if you need help finding one,  also let him know.  All questions and concerns with the schedule,  themes,  etc,  should go to Breeze. His decisions are backed by Pearl, Gator, and myself.




We are also thrilled to announce that @GeorgeTheDuck will be taking the role of Head Barktender, a role he has much experience at already. George is an original Founding Member of #NipClub and has held many staff and management positions (often at the same time). He will be in charge of the Barktenders including hiring, scheduling,  filling vacancies, helping arrange training for new. Barktenders, helping with conflict resolution etc.  Barktenders please let him know ASAP if you need to miss your shift and if you need help filling it.  George's decisions are backed by Pearl, Gator,  and myself. 




@GeorgeTheDuck



We are also considering bringing back a security crew like we used to have at our 24 hour Nipclub Monthly pawties, if you are interested in joining the team,  ease DM me (@TheNascarKitty) and we will arrange training.  

A few more announcements 
After years of faithful service as a DJ and helper at #NipClub, @ScoobyDaDog will be retiring from active duty. We appreciate his years of service and hope he comes to pawty with us. He joins a great group of Emeritus DJs and Barktenders including @MarioDaCat, @HollieCatRocks, @RudyTKat, @MulderCat, @MeisRoxyThePug, @JinJinDoggy, and so many others who worked for us and made #NipClub great.  


Scooby

We would also like to announce the addition of @MrWuggums (DJ Heri) to the permamant DJ roster. He will settle into his regular shift in 2 weeks,  and may often run an extra late shift.  Wuggums and Heri are newer faces,  but overcome the last year they've worked hard to promote NipClub and filled in as needed on staff vacancies.  They were so pawty planners/hosts of the first ever cross-over anipal pawty ever



July 29th we will have our annual SHARKWEEK Pawty, start thinking of your  costumes now, then on August 5th we will be holding a new Japanese Cuisine themed pawty. 

July 11, 2021

#NipClub's Annual Christmas/Festivas in July Pawty July 15th, 2021




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July, normally (at least in the Western Hemisphere) is a time of heat, sun and summer fun. It's also about halfway to Christmas.....and, since Santa has a LOT of months left to vacation, he's always happy to come relax at our #NipClub location on the beaches of Hawaii. So come join Santa and all your #NipClub favorites as we celebrate CHRISTMAS IN JULY.

If you'd like a special outfit, make sure to let @RealFakeGator or @TinyPearlCat know soon. #NipClub Outfitters has a lot of pals out on summer vacation (but we've hired some of Santa's "out of work for the season" elves to help.)

As usual, we'll have a Christmas Dinner Buffet set up, and your #NipClub Barktenders and DJs will make your evening memorable. AND....IF CHRISTMAS in July isn't your thing....we've got a NEW event sharing the stage......(SCROLL way down to the bottom, under the Christmas Feast IF YOU DARE.)
@CathyKeisha @TinyPearlCat & @HollieCatRocks keep Santa and friends busy until the pawty on Thursday so he doesn't get bored....which seems impossible....

Dress for the season...be an elf, a reindeer, santa, a snowman....whatever you want....if you need help @RealFakeGator and his helpers at #NipClub Outfitters will be glad to help!! Just Ask!!!! AND MERRY CHRISTMAS!! (in July)

@TinyPearlCat serves drinks in our swim up bar. 
@TheNascarKitty rushes (In his prize 1968 VW Beetle) to #NipClub with gifts for all. 
We asked @TinyPearlCat why she had stockpiled snow in her freezer...well, now
she has all the snowballs and all we can do is DUCK!!!!! 



@Kittehboi will be spinning great tunes, but he's also
going to use the "Mistletoe" for smooching the ladies. 
@Meow_Girls know how to mix a festive drink. 

@Cobalttash has brought Christmas to the beach

We understand @Owenthetonk just had his
special Christmas sweater drycleaned for the occasion!

@RealFakeGator beats the heat by
getting back in the snow globe










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OK, if you were brave enough to scroll way down

 here....you're probably ready for FESTIVUS IN JULY!!)

Christmas may not be your "cup of nip-tea" but then surely FESTIVUS is....or perhaps BOTH.....maybe you want to sing Christmas Carols about your Feats of Strength...or Wear your Festivus Ugly Sweater to Hand out gifts. Hey, we're not here to judge. we're here to have fun. If you need an ugly "Festivus" sweater please ask @RealFakeGator or @TinyPearlCat soon. 



Curious about Festivus? Click HERE for a Video about Festivus
Mr.Breeze aka @Kittehboi aka Saint Kittebus Maximus, Patron Saint of
Airing Grievances will have a GRIEVANCE WITH YOU if you don't come
to pawty with us at #NipClub's Festivus Pawty. And you DON'T want that.
 

 @NancyCakeFace gets into the Festivus spirit

@doggymolly finds the perfect Festivus gift for #nipclub

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Still confused..here's a website that'll get you all the Festivus Knowledge you'll need: Click for HERE  Festivus Information

Throughout the evening we'll do all the Festivus activities.....around the Festivus Pole, we'll have the airing of grievances (in good fun only please..teasing OK..attacks are NOT). AND of course the Feats of Strength, where the "head of house" gets wrestled to the ground and pinned. In this case, whichever Manager is on duty..., @TheNascarKitty, TinyPearlCat, @ShaynaCat,  or @RealFakeGator..., step right up and wrestle them to the ground!!




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A few scenes from previous Festivus Pawties at #NipClub:

@TheNascarKitty wrestles @KingTuttiFrutti in Feats of Strength!

@TheNascarKitty gets pinned by a #NipClub customer during Feats of Strength

@PepiSmartDog puts @KingTuttiFruiti into a Headlock during the Feats of Strength

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@RealFakeGator takes this opportunity to air grievances
NOTE: Marta has since joined us #OTRB but she still visits Gator in
his dreams and heart, and shares his bed & brings him treats
@3phibotticelli`s grievances are weather related

@TinyPearlCat's grievance is too many pals go #OTRB & she insists this
stops, and that we keep alive the memories of those who have past!
@NancyCakeFace is dressing in her Festivus finest!
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 Drinks and Noms

Honey Baked Ham

Roasted Turkey

Mashed Potatoes and Gravy

Pan Seared Brussel Sprouts in Nip-Hollendaise

Cranberry Sauce

Stuffing

Sauteed Vegetable Blend

  
Spiked Eggnog and Brandied Fruit Punch

The Traditional FESTIVUS feast:

featuring gourmet Meatloaf and Spaghetti!!

Festivus Ice Cream!! (Brown Sugar ice cream with Gingerbread cookie bits and carmel)

Festivus Chai Tea

Ale



Meatloaf Paninis with sweet red onion and Provolone Cheese

Bacon Wrapped Meatloaf

Traditional Meatloaf

 Nip Meatloaf

Spaghetti and Meatballs

Sun Dried Tomato and Spinach stuffed Meatloaf

Cake

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Print and Clip out this coupon and hand out as Christmas Gifts!
(Don't give to people you actually want to talk to again..MOL)
(Note: for FESTIVUS newbies, there IS no "Human Fund"...George Costanza gives these cards as gifts because he is cheap and doesn't expect he will get caught. MOL.

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