May 30, 2011

Huge PIRATE Battle June 2, 2011 only at #NipClub

The Fighting Starts at 6pm EDT and Continues all night!!! Or until we rescue @TinyPearlCat & @NoCryBabyDogs and the enemy is dispatched or surrenders!! Hashtag: #NipClub #Aaarr

Captain Tiger Tommy (@TheNascarKitty) of The Lady Pearl puts out the call
for sailors to be pirates in his effort to protect & enrich #NipClub

The Lady Pearl....My pride and joy!!! Captain Tiger Tommy

My Crew:

Captain: @TheNascarKitty

Commander: @BadAndy_KityKat

Quartermaster: @MarioDaCat

1st Mate: @TinyPearlCat KIDNAPPED!!

Navigator: @NoCryBabyDogs KIDNAPPED!!

Crowsnest Lookout & Sniper: @DuchessCrabtree

Guns/Cannons:@PumpkinPuddy @Meow_Girls, @SnowyWestie, @HemmingwaysCat, @BrutusThe Dane

Swordsman:@RosieAndCheeto, @RockumSockum, @MarshallSheldon, @PrettyPearlDog @spike_cat

Master Fighters (swords, guns etc): @CathyKeisha @Tildatoo @BabyPatches

The Black Paw!! Captained by that Scoundrel @OwenTheTonk!!

First Mate: @danepoes

Navigator: @autumnthedoxie

Gunners: @carusdapurrball, @puzmitts, @meisroxythepug

QuarterMaster: @JinxTonkinese

Boatswain: @ryker_tyker

Swordsmen: @Midnightpurss, @kittehboi, @indykitty

Ship's surgeon: @RealFakeGator with Nurse Marta the cat helping

Captain @KingTuttiFruiti's ship TheGoldenShayna has joined the Lady Pearl to rescue the
kidnapped crew members!!!

Captain: @kingtuttifruiti

Commander: @GeorgeTheDuck

Quartermaster - @DashKitten

Navigator - @flicka47

Lookout - @gigigiraffe

Artillery Expert - @Tresa1215

Cannon Firers - @fairhope71, @mewmewmurphy

Cannon Loader - @IamDaisyDoo

Sword Fighters - @EdnasBandit, @FreshOtis, @SeattleP

Plank Supervisor - @MickeyShortTail

Head Wench - @ShaynaCat

Assistant Head Wench - @LilyLuWhoT

Bar-maid Wenches - @kconlon1, @JinJinDoggy, @PixelDoggy

Wenches - @bea_glebells, @maebellepup

Avast, ye scurvy dogs and cats!!! We be about to secure our claim in #NipClub this Thursday evening June 2, 2011, even as the evil scalliwag @OwenTheTonk and his band of ne'er-do-wells tries to stake claim of it themselves.

Breaking News!!!!!!
@OwenTheTonk and his band of scalliwags have lured my 1st mate @TinyPearlCat on board the horrid Black Paw, subdued her with rum and nip and set sail with her aboard!! NOBODY kidnaps my 1st mate!!!!! @KingTuttiFruiti with his ship The Golden Shayna, and myself with my ship The Lady Pearl declare WAR!!!!!

EVEN MORE NEWS!!!Those scallawags ALSO have dognapped our navigator @NoCryBabyDogs (Daffy)...probably to keep us from having an anipal so knowledgeable about the weather and charting maps with the stars. We MUST get them back!!!

Our enemy, the scallawag @OwenTheTonk and his crew of curmudgeons have made their move to take over our #NipClub by catnapping our most important employee!! They must be stopped!! We're sure an epic battle will ensue....until we have a victor, or just get tired and hungry and wanna pawty instead of fighting MOL!!!

If you are NOT an experienced pirate, here is a link for a website that will explain some pirate "protocol"

PLEASE also go to this LINK: and join one of the pirate ships. If you need help making a pirate AVI, please check that box and our "artists" will get in contact with you. Please be ready to send a couple head shots in if you need help.

Merchant Captain @DaneRay has his merchant delivery ship ready to deliver
ammunition, supplies, nip, noms and RUM to all ships. He demands
the safety of nuetrality, but cannonballs will be flying so you never
know what may happen.

The Toughest fighting cat, a master of guns, paw to paw, swords and
sharp wit!! The Lady Pearls Master Fighter @CathyKeisha!!!
@RockumSockum is ready to defend #NipClub on the Lady Pearl!!


Mariodacat said...

This is going to be so fun. I'm ready to do battle captail - lets get those scallywags.

Bad Andy said...

THIS IS SO EXCELLENT! I hope I don't let you down! *cleaning his weapons, preparing secret weapon, getting psyched up*